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Klaus: Victoria is wunderbar, but she is not my “Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz.” She’s my “Beinahe-Leidenschaftsgegenstand”… it means the thing that is almost the thing that you want, but it’s not quite. That is Victoria to me.

Ted Mosby: How do you know she’s not “Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz?” Maybe as the years go by she’ll get “Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz… ier?”

Klaus: “Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz” is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin… have you ever felt this way about someone?

Ted Mosby: …I think so.

Klaus: If you have to think about it, you have not felt it.

Ted Mosby: And you’re absolutely sure you’ll find that someday?

Klaus: Of course. Everyone does eventually… you just never know when or where.

How I Met Your Mother, S8E1
Posted 1 day ago

drewgray:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

This feels so good to my brain

Posted 1 day ago
armisael:

mass effect dialog options

armisael:

mass effect dialog options

Posted 1 day ago
failnation:

You can’t trust farm animalshttp://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

You can’t trust farm animals
http://failnation.tumblr.com

Posted 1 day ago
failnation:

This is what my boyfriend sends me after we get into a fight.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

This is what my boyfriend sends me after we get into a fight.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

Posted 1 day ago

I made more stupid things

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lonely-n7-renegade:

I recommended mass effect to a friend a couple months ago. Things turned out EXACTLY how I expected.

Posted 2 days ago

straighthater:

tun-vol-on-off-am-fm:

straighthater:

the worst part about school is the fact that i get dress coded for wearing shorts that show my thigh but boys can still wear hoodies that say “cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich”

it’s called modesty you ‘tard.

i dont give a fucking shit about being “modest” for ur crusty ass i could be naked and you still wouldnt have any right to my body

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I don’t believe he/she said anything about having a “right to your body”. I could rant all day about this, but when you get down to bare bones, yes, this is america. Yes, you have a right to your body and to wear whatever the heck you want, but people you also need to realize that it is the right of the schools to enforce a school dress code. If you dont like it, change schools, drop out as soon as youre able, do whatever you want. but realize that no matter where you go in life there will always be authority figures and while you shouldnt be autonomous robots that do whatever people say, you DO have to learn to respect authority, otherwise your likelihood of success is going to drop to near zero.

Posted 2 days ago