allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

(via no-puppy-eyes)

Anonymous asked:

your blog seriously isn't funny and neither are you

Dat Blog Tho Answer:

bombing:

come off anon so you can get your award for bravely speaking your mind behind a protective shroud of anonymity and also for being a spineless fuckwad